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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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What do you get if you chop a centipede in five?
Twentipedes.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 10 May 2018, 17:18, 3 replies, latest was 7 years ago)
Even this is better than James Corden.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 10 May 2018, 22:46, Reply)
What do you get if you chop James corden in five?
Who cares? Job done.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 14 May 2018, 10:05, Reply)
I fully concur.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 15 May 2018, 0:10, Reply)

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