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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

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* Don't steal jokes - write them
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* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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A few years ago, Cadbury wanted to do a promotional tour for Dairy Milk.

Bit of nostalgia - stars of old shows like "Cagney and Lacey" and "Baywatch" would appear in pubs up and down the country to promote their choccy.

Or, as they put it, "Gless and a Hoff in every bar".

Speaking of old shows, the A-Team, when not racing around saving old folks and their nubile daughters, had their own pastimes.

Templeton Peck, for example, was also a professional seamster to the stars. One week he had a rush order from Clannad. They sent one of their number round to get the order. Peck looked out the window and sang :

♪"And now, the Enja's here, and I, Face, sew the final curtain..."♫

BA Baracus liked to go horseriding on his days off. He particularly liked colourful, patterned horses like piebalds. But when he got there, the stable owner said "Sorry, sir, but we only have this brown horse left, and it's too young to be ridden."
BA looked at him and said, "I ain't gettin' on no plain foal!"
(, Fri 11 May 2018, 11:35, 1 reply, 6 years ago)
BA joke's a good 'un

(, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:37, Reply)

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