I'm Sorry I've Written A JokeChallenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Elton John stays in a hotel...At breakfast, he starts crying when he is served.
"What's up, sir?" says the waiter when he sees Elton crying.
"This egg," says Elton, "It's a little bit runny..."
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 15:29, 2 replies, latest was 4 years ago)
And then falls arse over tit backwards off his chair.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 6 Jul 2020, 10:00,
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...this yellow inside,
it's not one of those that is... easily fried.
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, that I put down in words,
on the customer satisfaction survey how dissatisfied I am with the whole breakfast buffet.
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JebediahSpringfield, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 16:38,
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