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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the whole ship was on spockdown
(, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 9:12, 13 replies, latest was 6 weeks ago)
IDGI

(, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 10:06, Reply)
Because she didn't give a cluck about social distancing, during the spockdown

(, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 10:25, Reply)
Or because there was another chicken on the same side of the road and she wanted to get 2 metres between them, during the spockdown

(, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:38, Reply)
Because she wanted to avoid someone with a fowl stench, during the spockdown

(, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:04, Reply)
^ Governor Bwarkin

(, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:22, Reply)
Kylo Hen
Wow, what a great idea for a beter image challenge!

Of course, you already won it with "fuck knows"
(, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 18:44, Reply)
The bantam menace

(, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 18:59, Reply)
Spock a doodle doo

(, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 22:53, Reply)
Captain BWAKIIIRK

(, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 10:31, Reply)
Princess Layer

(, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 10:32, Reply)
What did the chicken use to stuff his pillow?
Spockdown.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 10:32, Reply)
Maybe her egg had just grow

(, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:05, Reply)
during the spockdown

(, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:34, Reply)

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