I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the whole ship was on spockdown
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 9:12,
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latest was 4 years ago)
IDGI
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dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 10:06,
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Because she didn't give a cluck about social distancing, during the spockdown
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dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 10:25,
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Or because there was another chicken on the same side of the road and she wanted to get 2 metres between them, during the spockdown
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:38,
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Because she wanted to avoid someone with a fowl stench, during the spockdown
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dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:04,
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^ Governor Bwarkin
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:22,
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Kylo Hen
Wow, what a great idea for a beter image challenge!
Of course, you already won it with "fuck knows"
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dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 18:44,
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The bantam menace
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dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 18:59,
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Spock a doodle doo
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dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 22:53,
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Captain BWAKIIIRK
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 10:31,
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Princess Layer
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 10:32,
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What did the chicken use to stuff his pillow?
Spockdown.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 10:32,
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Maybe her egg had just grow
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dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:05,
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during the spockdown
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dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:34,
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