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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

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* Don't steal jokes - write them
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* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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My Dawn Penn's got no no nose.

(dribble, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 9:57, 9 replies, latest was 5 years ago)
How does she smell?
Try not to say anything racist.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 18:29, Reply)
She has supplementary olfactory receptors located on her maxillary palps.
Lol!!
(dribble, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 19:48, Reply)
My 2 Unlimited's got no no no no no no no no no no no no no no nose.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 17:17, Reply)
My Trott's got no no no no no no no, no parking allowed on the upper field.

(dribble, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 17:21, Reply)
My Teletubbies' vacuum cleaner has noo-noo-noose.
Oh hang on, that makes it sound like it hanged itself, which is a bit grim for a family website.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 18:14, Reply)
Which popular reggae singer had a worldwide hit with "Macaroni (No, No, No)" in 1994?

Dawn Penne!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 10:29, Reply)
Which popular reggae singer sounds like somewhere you'd go for a quick shuffle?

Porn Den!!!
(dribble, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 21:02, Reply)
^"pea roast" for teh non-deleted thread

(dribble, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 21:03, Reply)
wiv da angles
4eva in are hartz
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 8:55, Reply)

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