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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

He doesn't - he's dead.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 May 2021, 8:34, 7 replies, latest was 4 years ago)
Sugared or iced, either sufficed, as long as he got his spliff

(dribble, Tue 25 May 2021, 13:08, Reply)
Where does Saddam Hussein keep his CDs?

He doesn't - he's dead.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 May 2021, 17:30, Reply)
There were never any CDs, didn't you read the Hutton report?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 26 May 2021, 2:24, Reply)
Right enough, it was an extensive collection of cassette tapes recorded off Radio 1.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 May 2021, 8:22, Reply)
Saddam taping is killing music

(dribble, Wed 26 May 2021, 11:21, Reply)
How does Bob Marley discuss things with Angela Merkel?
He doesn't - he's dead.
(dribble, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 16:39, Reply)
How does Bob Marley announce his and the Wailers' defiant, full-throated support for Brexit?
He doesn't - he's remains.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 16:57, Reply)

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