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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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I asked a Scottish farmer...
if he'd consider replacing his cattle prod with an electric guitar.

He said he preferred acoustic.
(, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 7:29, 3 replies, latest was 4 years ago)
I'm going to tell my mum this one.
I can think of few higher praise than that.
(, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 18:05, Reply)
how did your mum react to the joke?
did she say: "I think it is time for you to move out."?
(, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 7:53, Reply)
Yes, but she said it like "moooooooooooove"!!!!!!!!!!!!

(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 12:51, Reply)

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