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I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)

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How can you tell that a midwife is a Feminist?
When it's a girl, she hands it to you.

But when it's a boy, she throws it out of the window.
(FrenchBoast, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 10:32, 5 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

Boom!
Take THAT, Feminists!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 16:53, Reply)

Well they are monsters.
And midwives do kill babies.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 7:42, Reply)

How can you tell that a midwife is Eric Clapton?
When it's a girl, he hands it to you.

But when it's a boy, he throws it out of the window.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 9:14, Reply)

And then blames it on the nanny?

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 9:22, Reply)

Or vaccines.
Or black people.

Actually, I'm starting to wonder if wife-beating racist Eric Clapton might be a deeply unpleasant person.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 11:14, Reply)

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