What do kinky octopuses like?
Taint tickles.
(oyog, Tue 31 May 2022, 18:33, 3 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

I just wanted to say: "epic lurkage."

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 0:59, Reply)

i'd like to think he's been agonising over the punchline all this time
2005 Watersports? Not really specific for octopus, though
2009 Ink bukake? no, not punny enough
2012 Fisting? maybe a bit too leftfield
2019 Ring suction? mmm, ok but it could be better, but I think I'm on to something with the body parts. I'll have plenty of time to workshop it with working from home. I won't post on b3ta 'til it's perfect, dammit
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 2 Jun 2022, 13:35, Reply)

this qotw has only been going since 2018
so it's a good job they didn't come up with the punchline sooner or they'd have had nowhere to post it
(ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 3 Jun 2022, 20:14, Reply)