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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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What was the name of the Eggman's wife?
Yolko Ono (Happiness is a warm pun.)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 14:51, 8 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
You're Sorry You've Written A Yolk

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 8:07, Reply)
*standing ova_tion*

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I take it nobody's had the nerve yet
to point out that the eggman was Eric Burdon from the Animals, and not John Lennon.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Oct 2022, 13:58, Reply)
I thought he was the walrus, cause he was in the Animals

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 26 Oct 2022, 21:11, Reply)
Are you suggesting that humans aren't also animals, you disgusting racist?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Oct 2022, 21:57, Reply)
Gerard Durrell's family

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 26 Oct 2022, 22:54, Reply)
It's way past time that he was cancelled, the terrible speciesist

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Oct 2022, 23:29, Reply)
Omletta

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 9:41, Reply)

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