I'm Sorry I've Written A JokeChallenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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What is the gaudiest hypothetical particle?A tackyon!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 11:14, 5 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
Humpty Trumpty Humpty Trumpty wanted a big wall
Trumpty Dumpty wanted it twelve feet tall
Trumpty's friend Poooohty made a phone call
Pooohtin brought in some hackers
And they all had a yuge ball
Pooty wanted Trumpty to win in the fall
Czar Putin wanted Trumpty to win it all
Then came the video from Billy the Bush
About Humpty groping ladies' breasts and tussch
Which caused Trumpty to have a great fall
Humpty Trumpty got kicked in the balls
All of Czar Pooohtin's hackers
And all of Czar Putin's thugs
Couldn’t put Dumpty Trumpty back together again.
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(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 13:18, Reply)
Excellent, I was looking for a new exhaust for my 1986 Ford Escort.edit: sorry, I meant: Cheers
(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 15:12, Reply)
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