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lambs wool the world
(DISGIRL38, Mon 8 Sep 2025, 9:10, 2 replies, latest was 3 hours ago)

Delete this please and replace it with a van pun

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 Sep 2025, 10:22, Reply)

Perhaps you can work some comedy magic with this:
The Van Rooy, also known as the Van Rooy White Persian, is a breed of domestic sheep native to South Africa. The Van Rooy was first developed in 1906 by (and named for)J. C. van Rooy, a South African Senator and farmer in the Bethulie district.[1] The Van Rooy is cross between indigenous Ronderib Afrikaner sheep, and Rambouillets. It is a fat-tailed sheep and also a hair sheep, removing the need for shearing and crutching. They are generally kept for meat production, and are very well-suited to arid climates. Van Rooys are polled, have drooping ears, and are entirely white.[2] The breed is relatively rare, even in South Africa, but has also been exported to Namibia and Zimbabwe.[3]

In 1998, the first Van Rooy embryos were imported into Australia and rams have now been used as a foundation sires in White Dorper upgrading programs.[4] Van Rooy genetics have also contributed to the development of the Australian White sheep breed.[5]
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 15:15, Reply)