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I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)

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What was Moser's favourite beverage?
Fountained Poo¹

1. punchline supplied by 2 Can Chunder
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 13:49, 3 replies, latest was 4 hours ago)

<s>diarrhoea</s> fountained poo

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 23:06, Reply)

Yes, that's much better.
I shall amend my post and give you full credit.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 7:52, Reply)

also 50% of the royalties when Rob publishes it in his next book?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 10:22, Reply)

We'll get his lawyers, my lawyers and your lawyers together to thrash something out.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:18, Reply)

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