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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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I asked my vegetarian Scots Gaelic friend what the tubular dish he was eating for his tea was
"isbean" came the reply
(, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 13:40, 6 replies, latest was 1 week ago)
Your friend is a language?
Language is not your friend.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 8:52, Reply)
I asked my French friend
I asked my German friend
I asked my Welsh friend


...?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 19:40, Reply)
I asked my Latin friend
I asked my American English friend
I asked my Esperanto friend
(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 22:01, Reply)
I GET KNOCKED DOWN

(, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 7:42, Reply)
It would have been great if the song had just stopped in its tracks there.
Actually it would have been greater if it had never started in the first place.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 8:34, Reply)
esperanto speakers don't have friends!

(, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 9:18, Reply)

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