I'm Sorry I've Written A JokeChallenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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An economist is in a liftHe says "if trends continue, we should reach the moon by Tuesday!"
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Fitznicely into a thimble, Thu 18 Jun 2026, 12:41,
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Assuming he says this on the preceding Wednesday, and the moon will be at its closest to the Earth at that point,the lift would still have to be travelling at an average speed in excess of 1,500 miles per hour.
Unless he is factoring in the acceleration when the lift starts moving, but even in that case I think his calculation would still probably be way out.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 15:25, Reply)
It's rigorous, detailed peer review like this that ensures the jokes on QOTW are of the highest possible quality.(, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 15:26, Reply)
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