She deserved it!
Fought, and still fight with my evil sister (Multiple hospital visits etc). But mental anguish was our speciality. When I was a teenage porn lover (still am truth be told) my sister held me in a permanant state of blackmail, threatening to inform my parents the location of my stash, this went on for months, with me having to take the blame for anything she did or she would tell the folks. Deciding to take the stash and leave it up the woods, I brought home a few magazines, and planted them under her bed, then had a word in my parents ear about the worrying discovery, and the rumours I had heard about sis snogging one of her girly mates, she tried to deny it, and pointed out that it was my stash(now missing, ha). 15 years later, and mum still thinks she likes a bit of hairpie, despite 3 kids and 2 husbands.
Shot her once (in the arm) with a webley air pistol. Wasnt aiming for her, just one of those happy accidents.
(donny dogsbottom, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 13:31, Reply)