Broken Collarbone #1
Whilst on holiday with my brother he lured me into his room under the guise of wanting to play. This usually climaxed with him beating the shit out of me, often under the pretense i was a "bad" guy.

This particular occasion we were pretending to be at sea - apparently he was the good guy, rescuing me, a "bad" pirate. I was in the sea (on the floor, tucked between the bed and the wall), he was on his boat (the bed).

Cue him pulling me up by one arm with all the might of someone 7 years older than me, (i was about 8) and me, somewhat tubby for my age not budging. What he (claims he) didnt know is that my legs were stuck under the bed. Despite my screaming for him to let me go, which only seemed to fuel his desire to pull fat-boy out of the sea, he continued to pull with all his might.

Many tears and an x-ray later, turns out he snapped my collarbone.

Nice bloke.
(inspoken, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 13:34, Reply)