Reciprocal Violence....
Christ, my sister and I used to fight like animals...a small selection:

- She was sitting on a table aged 2 or so, I was 5. (Apparently) I walked up to her and punched her smack in the face. Don't remember that though.

- We were playing a 'game' where she was trying to hold the garage door shut with the pull-cord, and I was on the other side trying to wrench it open. Cord snapped, she flew back and landed on her wrist. *snap!* Hmm. Apparently that was MY fault?

- She got her own back by calling me to the garage saying 'Ive got something to show you!' So I ran over thinking she'd found a giant centipede or a bug or something, and she leapt out and clotheslined me with a cricket bat. Bitch damn near decapitated me.***

- I threw a rolled up copy of the Radio Times at her when she wouldn't give me the TV remote. It took a chunk of skin out of her nose. Bled like a bastard too. That'll learn her.

*** She did the same to me about 6 months later with a golf club. I think that was just after the arm breaking incident, so I couldn't really argue.
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