I've got 2 younger brothers, but it's the middle brother that caused & received the most damage:
- I pushed him out of a loft (several times)because it was fun to hear him hit the floor;
- I threw a brick at his head, resulting in an awkward doctor's visit for Mum;
- Gave him thousands of hits, scratches, punches;
- Spat on him, threw cans of cat food at him (they're good for bruising!);
- Kicked at him so hard that, when I missed, my foot got stuck *in* the wall plaster;
- He tried to belt the crap out of me with one of those door snakes/draught catchers, but it broke, showering the room with sawdust. So he tried to set me on fire with a lighter & shaving cream (of course, that didn't work!). So he went and grabbed his cricket bat.
- Hit me in the mouth with a plastic, pencil-shaped pencil case, which went through the skin and cut my gums. 20 years later, you can still see a scar!
- I have mostly psychological scarring, beginning with him pissing on me when he was a baby, through coming home from school to find my dolls stripped and mangled on the floor, then the typical diary-reading, then him stealing nekkid pics I'd taken with my boyfriend ... and showing his mates at school!
- The two of us also broke our youngest brother's arm - we swung him and flung him, and he landed on a 30cm square patch of concrete in the middle of a soft lawn. 15 years later, and he's got a bitchin' scar on his elbow that he uses to get sympathy from the ladies.
(Celerydemon, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 3:01, Reply)