payback's a bitch
for the life of me i cannot recall why i did it, but who needs a reason when you're 8.

left in car on a stinking hot day while mum was in the pub, i mean shopping. little sister must have been annoying me because she ended up with a perfect imprint of the end of a car cigarette lighter on her thigh.

she got me back the next year. we were on holiday and there was this sort of cesspool covered in bright green weeds. naturally i told he not to step on it and while trying to find a stone to throw in to prove it was water, she promptly sunk to the bottom. had to fish her out.
the bollocking from dad later about "pushing her in" left me stunned and with a sore arse.
(fushundchups taste better with vinegar, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 7:14, Reply)