Injured SiblingsMy sister and I were always fighting. She's still got a large chunk of pencil lead embedded in her hand from where I stabbed her once. What's the worst you've done to your siblings?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 12:46)
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nanu nanuMy Brother and sister used to constantly tell me I was adopted.
They concocted a story where I was discovered, covered in goop, in a broken egg at the side of the A1 during a pee stop on a family trip to Scotland. As they were completely sociopathic liars, and as I looked nothing like them, my infant brain ascribed some truth to this.
Looking back they didn't even let me have the comfort of having human parents. Now that's just cruel isn't it?.
..to the extent that I thought Mork and Mindy was a factual documentary for years afterwards. Shazbot!
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Woolworth Smells of festive spices, Sat 20 Aug 2005, 15:00,
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