Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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It's not just humans that have these problemsbut also used bus-tickets.
In a certain housing estate in West Bromwich, there's a local bus-service. Tickets are validated by tearing a part of them off. From the ticket's point of view, this is beneficial, as both parts of the ticket hate eachother. However, one ticket was forgotten about and was left in a corner to accumulate dust. It was discovered months later and finally used and torn in two. It was so glad to be separated that it made an exclamation of triumph. This event repeated itself several times and in local pub quizzes, the following question is used (followed by the answer).
"What says "Ha"?" "Dusty Yew Tree ticket stumps."
EDIT: GAH! QOTW change!
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:18,
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