Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Wear sunscreenMy ex-fiancé's mother is a lovely lady but very, very much the Irish Catholic mammy. Even when he and I were engaged and living together she'd make us sleep in separate rooms when we visited.
We were talking about the weather and how hot it had been.
"Ooh, you have such fair skin, and that auburn hair - you need to be careful. Do you use protection?"
I glanced at her son - my intended husband - who only that morning had sneaked into the bathroom with me for some early fun.
"Yes. Yes I do," I confidently replied, then left before I started giggling childishly.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:23,
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