Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Wrong word, rather than innuendoWas in Tesco's a couple of years back, shortly after 'pro-biotic' yoghurt arrived on the shelves for the first time. Two old dears were looking at this new fangled product and in an attempt to explain the concept one said to the other "This yoghurt contains living orgasms"
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Wrong wordI once strolled into the cafeteria at work, turned to the ladies behind the counter and asked for "one of their finest punanies (sp?), please"... I had to make do with a pannini instead.
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Moey, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:38,
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HmmmIn our canteen, they have a penchant for mis-spelling things, so whilst the "Thia Green Curry" is strange, the "Vegetable Patsy" amusing, the one that really catches my eye is at the coffee bar where you can buy coffee and a "Large Muffing". Fnarr
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My friend used to work in Waitroseand once pointed out an item called "Bert's Jerk Paste" which was rather amusing!
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