Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Regular work type fareTasked with installing a new laser printer at work I was busy trying to prise the wedged device from is polystyrine coccooned box. After much straining and grunting I managed to release the object from its bonds with a hearty gasp of relief. A female co colleague after watching the whole procedure then exclaimed "With all that groaning and straining I was expecting you to be getting out something a lot bigger than that!"
Of course I was obliged to tell her that this wasn't the first time I'd heard this.
Length? I think I just answered that.
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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:40,
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