Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Mmmmm! Salty!Unfortunately I tend to do this quite a lot and am generally the last to realise until I look at the faces of surrounding peeps who are laughing so hard they wee a little. My more recent ones have included shouting 'I'm going up the chocolate aisle' across a busy supermarket to my bemused friend and 'I used to love young farmers balls' when discussing my teenage enjoyment of barn dances. My absolute best was more a slip of the tongue though (oooo er missus!) when I asked for some salty cock porn at the cinema.
Am I living in a carry on film?
Mnah!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:47, 2 replies)
hahaI once ordered a 'big sex packs' instead of a six-pack becks....
Uuuhm - yours is better
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:05, closed)
French fun!My frenchie friends are always velue for money. One is a fashion buyer in London who stood up in a v important meeting and declared that a certain range of jumpers were selling like hot cocks and another one whos going out with my friend texted her in frustration when I had stolen her for a night of drinking 'for fuck sack where are you?'. Tee hee!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:51, closed)
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