Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I worked with a girl who told me this as gospel (obviously)Her friend, who wasn't the brightest spark, got a bar job. On her first day, a whiskey-loving customer said to her 'Have you got a Black Bush, love?' So she smacked him round the face and got the sack...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:52, 4 replies)
She got the sack, eh?TEABAGGING FTW!!!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:21, closed)
Have I done an accidental innuendo in this post then?I didn't understand the thing about teabagging or ftw...
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:02, closed)
Yup, your post had multiple innuendo layers:FTW is an abbreviation of "For The Win!" - used to denote a winning tactic or activity. For example in computer games where you run around shooting things, someone might offer the advice to an inexperienced player "Shotgun FTW", suggesting they'll have best results if they grab that particular weapon.
As for teabagging, that refers to a certain practice; well I'll let you Google that. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teabagging
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:48, closed)
Ewwwww!Ok, I understand now. Do I get double clicks for that then?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:31, closed)
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