Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My dadMy dad was recently helping out my sister (who owns a cat) in buying a new house. The two of them were being shown round a possible house by an estate agent.
My dad wasn’t certain if there was room for a pet so he asked:
“Is there enough room for the pussy?”
My sister just went bright red and couldn’t really speak to the estate agent without mumbling or wanting to be swallowed by the ground.
Length? The pussy has enough room for it.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:53,
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just a thoughtbut my dad does the same thing all the time, i think they are just doing it on purpose.
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Trollman, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:56,
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Knowing my dadhe didn't realise. I wouldn't want to be in America in his presence.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:27,
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the pussy has enough room for itis it just in my head that that is too wrong for words?
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