Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My mum used to make puppetsAnd needed some eyes. So she went into the hardware shop and asked the teenage lad at the counter 'Have you got wooden balls?'.
When he flushed and couldn't quite answer, she tried to explain further. Holding out her finger and thumb an inch or so apart, she continued: 'About that size'.
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:59,
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