Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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SchoolI had a friend at school whose surname was Amison. Obviously, this became "Anus" fairly quickly.
He had no objection to this. In fact, on more than one occasion, he'd introduced himself to strangers with the line, "Hello, my name's R - but you can call me 'Bottom'."
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:13,
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