Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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In America, rubber means something different, apparently.My cousin's family moved to the USA when he was fairly small, many many years ago. On his first day in class, he made a mistake with his pencil, and asked "Has anyone got a rubber?"
Cue hush, and irate female teacher saying "David, we do not say that kind of thing. What should you say?"
"Has anyone got a rubber, please?" was his bewildered reply.
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:14,
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Bless...I'm sure he had equal difficulty coming to terms with God's Anti-Smoking Campaign.
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