Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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my roommate at workis in love with the beautiful, but sadly 21 and very metrosexual IT boy.
he came in the other day and we were teasing him about his new girlfriend on facebook, as my roommate had been checking him out on there. we asked how they had got together, and he was telling us how he had known her for a while as a friend. THEN he said:
"i told her i'd only go out with her if she could persuade me to eat fish."
i fell off my chair laughing. it took the other two a while. am i that much grimmer than the norm?! b3ta, it's all your fault.
ps: freddy? woo! GREAT qotw, i shall enjoy this a lot.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:14,
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