Accidental innuendo
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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In a similar worked themed story...
I yesterday noticed the soles of my work shoes were coming off and flapping about. I duly invited a fellow colleague to look at my trampy shoes with the line:
"You really need to check out my flaps"
I mean, you really should - they certainly are a fine pair.
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:19, Reply)
I yesterday noticed the soles of my work shoes were coming off and flapping about. I duly invited a fellow colleague to look at my trampy shoes with the line:
"You really need to check out my flaps"
I mean, you really should - they certainly are a fine pair.
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:19, Reply)
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