Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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One that springs to mind.Years ago I used to be a kitchen porter. As I was ambling into the kitchen replacing the clean stuff one of the chefs was having a discussion with the matrodee about the bar. I had to run off laughing when he asked "How big are your kegs?".
Another time the head chef was trying to dish out a bollocking to the chefs for the state they left the place last night. It started with "Guess what I came into this morning" There were 3 replies simultaneously:
"A sock?"
"A butthole?"
"A tramps hair?"
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:27,
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