Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I think b3ta is a bad influence on me.I was reading the BBC's report on Big Brother 487 (or whatever we're on now) and read the following:
"Nudity - provided by a topless Rebecca jumping into the pool. Former contestants to have revealed flesh include BB1 winner Craig Phillips and Michelle Jubin, who stripped off to mow the lawn in BB5".
(bold bits emboldened by me)
I almost angry-dragoned the diet coke. Have I been here too long?
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@hlt*click* for angry dragon.
I do believe that Michelle Jubin was from our neck of the woods.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:34,
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@BKthat explains a lot
they're not my woods though, I'm just borrowing them like an evil sassenach empire builder.
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@hltAhh, I thought the sassenachs were starting the Empire rebuilding with the Balearics. Which could be an innuendo in itself.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:42,
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"angry dragon"is going in my list of words to use every day. *click*
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Maladicta, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:48,
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