Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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FA Cup FinalSuperb Colemanballs from this year's cup final:
"And Parry's been pulling off Sol Campbell time and time again."
Poor Sol, those rumours just won't go away.
Full 12-inch remix here. Any excuse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:38,
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^^Also, this gem from Everton's 3-2 win against Arsenal a few seasons back, just after Rooney's wonder goal:
"It's a young man who attempts to lob Seaman twice in two minutes!"
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:40,
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