Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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The Best Erection through Bush Diving...About ten years ago, I can remember going up't North and passing a van on the motorway with 'Best Erection' plastered over its sides in big white lettering... Ahh, how I chortled in my knitted cardigan.
Another good'un as of recent was a few weeks ago, when I was sat with my good friend Jackieline outside a cafe having a drink in the warm spring sun. I was talking about those who project themselves into and from assorted shrubbery whilst under the influence of the Demon Drink. As I had partook in said activity the previous evening, I regaled my amigo with the following quotation; "Ooh, I dived into a bush last night when I was pissed."
*Boom Tish*
Length? Well, that thorn I had was a big cunt, I tell you!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:49, Reply)
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