Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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A pun and an inneundo all at onceA post-dinner conversion with friends, including one very lovely and very Catholic girl whom we shall call 'A', turned towards the prevention of accidental sprogging. 'B' weighed in with "It's in the book of Job*, bum sex equals no babies", whereupon 'C' turned to 'A' and asked "Haven't you ever heard of that passage?"
* or possibly some other book
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:49, Reply)
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