Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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At Work a few years backthere was a terrifically camp man, who was also gay, that sat across the aisle in the island nest to me.
One day he receives a phone call from his boyfriend, and they start having a little tiff with each other about him wanting to go out more, and his boyfriend never wanting to. At which point he uttered the immortal line:
"I'm so sick of it! All we do every night is sit in front of the TV eating nuts and cheese!"
Cue stifled laughter in a rather quiet office from everyone around him.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:51,
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