Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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FoamyAs you drive into Machester, shortly after the M56 becomes Princess Road, there's a car-wash that advertises itself as providing the best hand-job in the North.
To cap it off, it's in Chorlton - or, in full, Chorlton-cum-Hardy.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:54,
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There's another one of those,if you turn left just after the Hilton as you come down the Marlybone flyover.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:48,
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