Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Panama (c)analA friend of mine had just returned from a year living in a small village in Central America, where she’d gone to get away from the rat race and decide what she wanted to do with her life. On her return, she came to visit and we went out for what turned into a very liquid lunch. Halfway down the third bottle of fizz, she was telling me the story of the local man she’d met and fallen in love with. He was separated from his wife and child and wanted her to stay in the village and move in with him. She was *this* close to giving it all up and moving there permanently when a chance encounter with his heavily pregnant and seemingly still current wife made her realize that she was being taken for a mug.
The slurred and incredibly loud conversation we had about this went thus;
“He told me he was separated. Separated! Separated, my arse…”
Stunned silence.
“Separated your arse?”
2 years on and the word “separated” can still leave either one of us in paroxysms of giggles.
It’s not exactly Oscar Wilde is it?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:57, 2 replies)
I misread itas 'halfway down the third bottle of jizz', which made it all the funnier.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:02,
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