Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Maybes slightly off topic...but when I was about 6 or 7 years old, for christmas I got a Lego Technics race car to build, and if any of you remember those days of proper Technics, you'll know the amount of detail everything was built too.
Anywho, while assembling part of the engine with the help of my dad, and his mate at the time, there was a part of the engine I didn't quite know what it was or what it did.
"Dad, what's this part?", I say.
"That is a piston. Do you know what a piston does?", my dad asks.
Being young, and not having a clue, I deliberate for a moment or two before responding...
"Does it piss?"
To this response, my dad bursts out laughing in fits of laughter, practically hitting the floor with tears streaming down his face to such response. As for my dads mate, my dad tells me he's never seen anyone turn that shade of grey before.
It's about the only cock-up from my childhood that I find funny myself.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:01, Reply)
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