Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My teacher who was a tosser.Back in the college days, we had a tutor who was a bit of a character. Though he never realised what the word Toss meant. Infact the term Tosser in his vocab meant someone who was a slacker and didnt do any work.
So as we're sat pratting around on the net, he screams at the top of his voice "WILL YOU STOP TOSSING IT OFF!!?"
In a classroom, to underagers and he's screaming at them to stop performing sexual acts on themselves.... hmmm.
Length?. Dunno.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:09, Reply)
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