Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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DonnaWhen I was at school I used to enjoy playing squash. I still do. One day I was due to pick up the old racket and head down to the courts to play my friend Donna but when she turned up to get me I had something urgent to do so I told her I to just make her way down without me and I'd be down in five minutes.
"That's OK, I'll just play with myself until you arrive"
Hilarity then ensued.
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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:49,
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