Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Same colleague as the last oneannounced one morning a while back,
"I have to phone maintenance, the front of my drawers is hanging loose"
Followed up shortly afterwards with this advice on making the toner cartridge in the printer last a little longer,
"Take it out and give it a good shake"
Both comments made with a totally straight face.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:52, 3 replies)
She is Barbara WindsorAICMFP
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:07, closed)
she is small and blondbut lacks the screeching cockney accent. Thank god.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:10, closed)
Special Prizes are available if you can get her todo the accent too.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:28, closed)
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