Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Not strictly an inuendo...but one science lesson a while ago we were doing that shit where you mix some fluids in a vial with the whole class, to learn about how STD's can be passed around. Naturally there was much giggling (even thought we're year 10), and everyone was "shagging" their mates or someone they knew. Cue me;
*Walks up to mate, shall be called "A"*:Alright. Fancy a shag?
"A": Sure
Me: Want to mix these too? *holds up vial*
Cue shitloads of "ewww" and "eurgh" and "you big gay". Now I'm fine but the way he reacted makes me think he may not be comfortable with his own sexuality...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:58, Reply)
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