Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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easy...Used to work with a girl - very pretty face but complete KNOCKOUT body. Ex gymnast and figure skater. Great tits. Us lads even imagined the noise they might make 'coming to rest' which to us sounded like 'fud dud dud du dudd'.
So she was popular around the office. If she was aware of the effect she had, she should have won an Oscar - picture of innocence (woman all over the board go 'yeah rigHT!)
So one day while packing some bulky items that had to go out to clients she became increasingly frustrated. After much grunting and harrumphing in complete exasperation she screamed from behind a screen..
"If someone doesn't come and help me stuff this huge thing into my box right now I'm going to go nuts"
Cue 5 seconds complete silence then the entire office fall apart.
Lovely girl. Great norks. Not a clue.
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:20,
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