Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Ticket to HullIn my younger days I was forced to use buses to get about and was boarding such a vehicle on my way to Berkhamstead (as if that isn't funny enough).
The stop I needed was named for the old pub it stood aside, "The Old Cock Hotel".
Cue me and mate getting on the bus and me without engaging brain announced to the driver: "Single. Old Cock.".
This sent my mate into a fit of laughter prompting me to look up from the handful of coins I was sifting through to meet the scornful glare of the elderly gentleman who drove the bus, who clearly thought it was a dig at him.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:29, 1 reply)
due to certain vaguely related circumstancesyour post just made me throw up all over my kitchen floor.
Damn you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:13,
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