Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Kinky little market townIn my sleepy little market town we have the infamous S&M Supplies. If you come through Macclesfield on the train look to the left (if coming from the south) or right (if coming from the North).
They have a lovely selection of chains, padlocks etc. but a definate lack of whips and gimp masks.
30 years old and I still chuckle every time I pass it.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:51,
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I used to travel through Macclesfield from Stockport......to go see the (now ex) missus. That shop never failed to make me giggle. Can't say I've ever actually been in there though.
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